STEALING A MEME FROM spurious :D :D :D :D :D

[greatfountain]

shortest hiatus ever whatever i need a distraction okay

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If you've ever looked at one of my fics and wished it had a different pairing, NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO GET WHAT YOU WANT!

Presenting the ~"that's great, but what if it were totally different?" meme~.

Here's how it works: give me a scene/line/whatever from one of my fics and a different set of characters and I'll rewrite it to suit the new dynamic! Fun times for all.

fic list is here for the lazy among us

Comments

[ser_pounce_alot]

every fic ever --- change to kame/yoko & jin/tegoshi

kthnxbi!!!!

[greatfountain]

no

[ser_pounce_alot]

fine

you'll have to go with my second option

every fic ever --- turns into gangster's love road

[greatfountain]

why are you like this

[ser_pounce_alot]

ugh you are so unimaginative, pick one of these



1. NOT WITH A BANG (BUT A WHIMPER): car scene with subaru/karina, change to kame and yoko

2. Slow Circle "No, seriously, who are you and what are you doing here?" Yamashita asked.: change to erika & kato ai

3. yes, sir "Operative Tegoshi wants to see you in his office, Commander.": change pi to jin and the laziest motherfucking commander of all time



you are welcome

3

[greatfountain]

Jin flopped face-first on the couch in his quarters, groaning as he rolled his shoulders back. Getting back into the whole universe-saving gig after years dead was taking even more of a toll on his body than he'd expected.

The doorbell dinged, and then the AI's voice washed over him. "Commander, Operative Tegoshi is at the door, as per your suggestion he come find you instead of the other way around," she said, her voice somehow faintly disapproving.

"You have any complaints, there, EDI?" he asked, wiggling over until he was on his back, "didn't think so. Go ahead and send him in." He threw his forearm over his arm to shade from the lights in his quarters.

The door swooshed open, and Tegoshi's boots clicked on the floor before coming to a stop near Jin's feet. "Commander," Tegoshi said, voice low.

Jin peeled his arm back, and looked Tegoshi pointedly up and down. "You wanted to see me," he said, and wiggled his hand. "Make it quick, I need a nap before we land on the Citadel or I'll never be able to deal with the Council."

Tegoshi's eyes flashed with something dangerous. "I just wanted to make it clear that despite any ideological differences, you're the commander here, sir." He looked annoyed.

"Gotcha," Jin said, and shifted up on his elbows. "We can start with you not calling me sir, I didn't like that crap when I was in the military. And if you need to see me, you come see me, none of this message with Kelly, come to my den of Cerberus evil and sinful black leather pants, Commander, bullshit. All right?"

Tegoshi blinked; there was confusion in the drum of his fingers on his thighs, but then he smirked. "Of course, Akanishi," he said, and leaned forward, fingers curling around the partition right above the couch, so he was above him. "I understand completely." His eyes said something else; Jin swallowed.

"Okay, cool," Jin said, "um, I have--work to do--so--"

"Of course, Commander," Tegoshi said, and straightened up, turning away.

Somehow Jin didn't think he'd come out on top of that one.

Re: 3

[ser_pounce_alot]

OH MY GOD EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL I DON'T EVEN HAVE WORDS!!!!!

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wait i do have a word

that word is:

BONER

Re: 3

[greatfountain]

it's a good word!!!

jin the lazyass commander shepard is actually excellent negl

i'm almost sad i casted him in ~me2 verse~ already lmao

[basil_ovelby]

But I feel like you would feel like I thought that fic wasn't good enough if I wanted you to change it... (;~;)

[basil_ovelby]

That and you like all your own pairings better than any that I like, so you would probably hate rewriting it.

[greatfountain]

lol i think we're coming at this from different places--i'm doing this meme because it gives me a chance to play with different dynamics and shit!!! idk i am pretty confident in my own writing ability, so it's not like i generally worry that people think my fic isn't good enough or anything.

honestly the only thing i can't write is taichi/leader because i'm not really sure about my taichi characterization, lol

do it if you want to, don't if you don't, i won't be ~mad, lol ♥!

[spurious]

Before I start going through your fic list, CAN I ASK FOR YOKOHINA.

[greatfountain]

yes! i can't promise it will be fantastic, but i would love to play with people i don't normally write together~!

[spurious]

Yesssssssssssssss

I will be back....later. :D

[astrangerenters]

Is there a way I can have Pilot Toda Erika crashing into Inventor Hina's house, Skyship-style??

[greatfountain]

THERE CERTAINLY IS :D :D :D i'm on it now~

[greatfountain]

Despite a sprained ankle, a knock to the head and the last vestiges of a cold clinging to her, Erika has clearly decided she's done with waiting around in favor of taking a look at her grounded plane when Hina stirs that morning.

"Where is it, do you think?" she asks, in the midst of cuffing her pant legs to cover the tear in the calf of the right one.

"Halfway up the mountain," Hina answers, watching her pretty, scraped-up hands smooth her pants flat. Then she rocks up onto her feet, and walks slowly down the steps to the first floor, shaking off his seeking fingers at her elbow and pointedly ignoring his offer to help her tie her boots closed.

She does let him help her up the mountain, though it's only after she nearly trips over a root and sprains her other ankle.

She takes in the sight of the shorn-off wing, and sighs, a great bodily thing that brings her shoulders down with the corners of her mouth. "That's gonna take a lot of work to fix," she says, and Hina makes sure to keep his grip light when he pats her shoulder.

"I can help," he says, finally, after looking it over. "It looks salvageable."

"You think so?" she asks, and looks up at him.

He pokes at the ridiculous bun piled high on her head, and then grins at her. "Yeah. On a condition."

She laughs, then, and shoves him until he nearly goes end over end into a tree.

[astrangerenters]

MOOOOOORE LOL :)

[undid]

>:)

Okay. Off center. Second half. Nagase/Leader.
Because it's got one of my major kinks~

[greatfountain]

omg woman give me an actual bit to re-do not a nebulous comment like that that is unhelpful to me

do the meme properly i hate you

[undid]

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN THE FIC IS NOT EVEN THAT LONG SO I FIGURED THAT WAS ENOUGH.

[greatfountain]

also it is good to know that apparently rimming is a genetic love

[undid]

i liked it before her

[greatfountain]

"You know, you're doing a lot of talking and not a lot of actual--sexing," Joshima says, waving his hands at Nagase's still palms pushing his thighs wide.

"Fuck you, old man," Nagase answers; his fingers drum a hard rhythm into Joshima's skin, and then he leans down, his tongue flicking tick marks down and in.

"Yeah, sure, any time you're rea-" Joshima's words break over a hitched breath, as Nagase's tongue flicks over his opening. There's a hot puff of Nagase's breath, and then his tongue moves inside, twisting. Joshima reaches around for something to hold onto, and only comes up with the heel of his hand; the pain when he bites down is a distraction from the scratchiness of Nagase's beard. Nagase's tongue is joined by his thumbs, pulling him open for a deeper push, and it nearly pushes him over the edge, has him shoving Nagase back with weak hands.

[undid]

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NAGASE'S STUBBLE TOOK ME OVER THE EDGE.