i follow rivers home

ASOjNfkgbncivbhivcnbncjb yes

yes there is

the arishok's gonna get a face full of pissy templar sword if he's not careful :l

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in the battle of tegoshi vs. arishok

i put my money on tegoshi

that dirty cat-fighting bitch

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same

arishok is big! but tegoshi will shank him

especially if he's been hugging it out with anders

>:l

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tegoshi is kind of like a ninja

shanking is his specialty

anders is all ;_________________;

and tegoshi is all >:| shank shank shank

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yes exactly!

anders is still ;____________;

but then tegoshi's armor mysteriously starts falling off and anders is too busy covering cullen's eyes to be sad

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meanwhile cullen is having flashbacks to that dub-con episode and tegoshi's mouth around-

WHAT ANDERS NO

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lol anders does not like the way cullen perks up when tegoshi is half naked

he does not like that at all

"so i'm not the only one who gets jealous, huh~?"

"metal gets very very cold if you freeze it, you know"

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omg it turns into an anders vs. cullen fight

tegoshi supplies the oils

and watches

isabela gets someone to draw it

varric writes 3 installments about it

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meanwhile hawke wonders, loudly, why every hot dude in town is interested in cocks

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and then goes to bang fenris

thus fulfilling the prophecy

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lmao

isn't hawke a girl in anders/tegoshi verse?

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oh yeah

why do i keep remembering that

SO HAWKE GOES TO BANG MERRILL

THUS FULFILLING THE PROPHECY

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EVERYONE IS GAY

EXCEPT ISABELA, WHO DOESN'T DISCRIMINATE

and aveline, who defies your ~prophecies~

I LIKE IT

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AND MAYBE BETHANY

SINCE I KILLED CARVER

SINCE NO ONE FUCKING LIKES THAT DOUCHE

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BETHANY DOES WHAT SHE WANTS

CARVER BLOWS THO

AND NOT IN A GAY WAY

also am currently considering seriously shipping grey warden!alistair/grey warden!bethany

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THIS CAN DEFINITELY BE ADDED

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lmao but bethany is in the circle in truth in action isn't she

i mean

i'm not against it but the whole grey wardens in luuurve thing was the draw for me negl

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oh yeah

i can't keep my own stories straight

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greatfountain - Date: 2011-12-15 01:32 am (UTC) - Expand

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doesn't help that cullen keeps refusing to change the templar's uniform skirt into a skull pattern

it's no wonder he's a little pissed off. shanking is to be expected!

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"BUT IT WOULD LOOK AWESOME"

"for the last time, yuya, no"

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I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT PELVIC THRUST IS

BUT

I AM SO EXCITED

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